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Here's the random quote of the week (I don't remember when it was said, but it wasn't this week!):

Austyn, "Man! My sausage fell in my pants!"-as we were eating our big Sunday breakfast.



Oh and thanks Mike for reminding me about the time that Austyn pulled his pants down, pointed at his testicles and asked what those little ball thingies were. I told him they were his testicles, and his response was, "Oh, they are kind of like grapes!" 
 

Sunday Morning, as we are eating breakfast:

• Austyn, "I'm kicking my brothers can all over the plate! We will rock and roll!" (chanted/sang to the tune of We Will Rock You) 

Sunday Evening after dinner. We are enjoying some outdoor time:

• Me, "What is Roscoe eating?"   Austyn, "A stick. It's good for him!"    Me, "No, its not, take it away from him right now."    Austyn, "No way, it's good for him, it has fiber! That's what my brother said."

Monday Morning on the way to school as we pass the church right next door to Taylor's school: 

• Austyn, "Taylor, does Jesus live at your school?"   Taylor, "No, he lives in outerspace, on top of the clouds, way up there somewhere."    Austyn, "Ooooh, with the alients?" (not aliens)   Taylor, "No! In the clouds, with his family."

Tuesday Afternoon: I'm easing my way into the chair to have lunch with Austyn and Ryleigh. I'm wincing and groaning the whole way down. The entire left side of my body is in complete agony. I must have tweaked a nerve, pulled a muscle, or overstretched after my workout. None-the-less, it hurts like hell to sit, stand up and bend over:

• Austyn, "What's wrong Mommy?"    Me, "My back hurts really really bad."     Austyn, "Why?"     Me, "Well, because Mommy is old."      Austyn, "Oh, well, we should really buy a new mommy now!"

I wish I had known they had mommies for sell, I would have bought a back-up years ago!! 

Wednesday night as I'm cooking dinner, I told Austyn not to climb on the furniture, and if he did it again he would be in trouble:

• Taylor, "Yeah, Austyn, you know Mom will see you. She has eyes in the front, back and side to side of her head."      Austyn, "Taylor, you're crazy!"       Taylor, "I'm serious, she even has eyes on her hands, she can always see what's coming!"

 Thursday night, we are having dinner at Chili's to celebrate Taylor's star student of the week award that came with a free meal there:

• Taylor, "Mom, can you please pass the hens?"     Me, "The what?"     Taylor, "The hens." (as he points to the bottle of ketchup)      Me, "Oh, the ketchup, its Heinz."     Austyn, "Where's the pines? Can I have some pines? I don't see pines!"  

You'd think we were playing a game of telephone!

Friday morning, as I'm slowly, but surely pulling my jeans up over my leg that is in excruciating pain: 

• Austyn, "What's wrong Mom? Are you getting fat?"      Me, "No!! I am NOT getting fat! My leg hurts, and I'm just trying to avoid making it hurt more." 
  

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I stole this from my main blog

 

16 January 2008

My Kids Are Hilarious!

These are just a few things that the kids have said over the years that have me laughing. Some are old and some are new.
I got a kick out of this and just thought I would share. Tonight as we were sitting at the dinner table eating, Taylor asked me if I knew how Aunt Laura spanks her kids. I told him that yes I know how she spanks them, and sometimes she uses a spoon. He then told me that she only uses the spoon on Ryan. I asked him if maybe I should start using the spoon to spank him and if I should take the spoon out right then. His response was exactly this, "Mom, you know you only take the spoon out to cook with!"
One day when Austyn was just a little baby, he was screaming at the top of his lungs and he was just very unhappy. Taylor thought he knew exactly what happened and he said, "Mom, I think you really pissed Austyn off!" Of course, I then had to explain to him that pissed was a bad word and we shouldn't say it. I couldn't help but to laugh.
Mark and I were driving down the road one day and Taylor asked this question, "Mom, are we Chinese?" I told him that we were not and I asked him why he would ask such a thing. His reasoning was this, "Well, we eat Chinese food a lot!"
Taylor has a homework assignment each week where he has to practice a group of words and then use each word in a sentence. One of his words was old. His sentence was, "My grandpa is so old!"
Yesterday Mark disappeared for a little bit and when he resurfaced I asked him where he went. He said he went to load some more Cd's into I-Tunes and then he had to drop the kids off at the pool. (poop) Austyn heard this and came running. He was so excited and he said, "MOM! Daddy take out pool for me!!" He thought he was going to get a chance to go swimming. Mark had to explain to him that wasn't quite what he meant.
Okay, well that's about all I can recall at the moment. I hope some of them made you laugh. If not, maybe you should re-evaluate your sense of humor! lol Just Kidding!!